Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend : Y?
Sardar : Got upper berth.
Friend : Y did'nt u Xchnged?
Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to Xchng in the lower berth.
A Teacher lecturing on population:
In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up and says: we must find and stop her !!
A SARDAR went to a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for filling up.
You know why?
FORM says " FILL UP IN CAPITAL "
Sardar: why r all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!
